Friday, February 27, 2009

Octomom and the media octopus

Octomom, Nadya Suleman, is a jobless, single mother of 6 children, and had recently gave birth to the 2nd only set of octuplets recorded in the US. The birth had the media going cuckoo for weeks. The question in everyones mind is, 'how will she care for 14 babies'? To me, this story should not be followed at all. If she is looking for attention, the media certainly is fulfilling that for her. If she is truly having a mental issue, then it is cruel for us to be pestering her and her family. She is undergoing a challenging time being hounded by the media, after giving birth to octuplets. We all have to deal with the consequences of our actions like making bad choices and she is no different. Hopefully the media should concentrate on real issues that are facing the country. People should leave her alone, get a life!
Anyone wanting to know more about who I am talking about here, please click on this wiki. link.



Thursday, February 26, 2009

5 things you never knew your cell phone could do

For all the folks with cell phones. (This should be printed and kept in your car, purse, and wallet. Good information to have with you.)

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:
FIRST Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find
Yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an
Emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to
Establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.
SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy
someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys
In the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on
their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot
From your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock
button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will
unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked
Our car over a cell phone!'
THIRD Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your cell battery is very low. To activate, press the
keys *3370#. Your cell phone will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell phone next time.
FOURTH How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following
Digits on your phone: *#06#. A 15-digit code will appear on the
screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it
somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

And Finally....

FIFTH Free Directory Service for Cells
Cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 to $1.75 or more for
411 information calls when they don't have to. Most of us do not
carry a telephone directory in our vehicle, which makes this situation
even more of a problem. When you need to use the 411 information
option, simply dial: (800)FREE411, or (800) 373-3411 without incurring any charge at all. Program this into your cell phone now.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Aluminum Foil

Was this something we were supposed to learn from our Mom's?????I can't believe it's been there all this time. I had to go into the kitchen and check this out for myself. Whoever looks at the end of your aluminum foil box? You know when you try to pull some foil out and the roll comes out of the box. Then you have to put the roll back in the box and start over. The darn roll always comes out at the wrong time.Well, I would like to share this with you. Yesterday I went to throw out an empty Reynolds foil box and for some reason I turned it, and looked at the end of the box. And written on the end it said, Press here to lock end. Right there on the end of the box is a tab to lock the roll in place. How long has this little locking tab been there? I then looked at a generic brand of aluminum foil and it had one, too. I then looked at a box of Saran wrap and it had one too! I can't count the number of times the Saran wrap roll has jumped out, when I was trying to cover something up.I'm sharing this with my friends. I hope I'm not the only person that didn't know about this .


New Stock Market terms

New Stock Market Terms CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer

CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer

BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius
=0 A

BEAR MARKET – a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING – The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO – The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashi ng.

BROKER – What my financial planner has made me.

STANDARD & POOR – Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST – Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT – When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

MARKET CORRECTION – The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW 0 The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO – What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

INDOWS – What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR – Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT – an archaic word no longer in use.

# # # # #

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines
one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG
one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers
one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But---- if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer
one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
you will have received $214.00.
ased on the above, the best current investment plan
is to drink heavily & recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Jokes, De-Stressors Corner

Note:

Examine the picture closely before reading the bottom comments.
A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.

After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:


Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.



Life expectancy Calculator


http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor/calcs/n_expect/main.asp

Good luck!



Jokes, De-Stressors Corner

1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend.Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."

2. Brother wanted
Small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother"....Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'WithoutInformation Fighting Everytime'!"Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"!Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"

6. Anger management?
Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"Wife: "I clean the toilet."Husband: "How does that help?"Wife: "I use your toothbrush."

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Yearly medical check up

It's that time of the year again, and I have been holding it off for weeks until today, and that is doing my yearly physical exam. With the downturn of our economy and the cost of medical care, gas, utilities and weekly grocery bill, I thought to myself, I should skip my annual check-up, but deep inside myself, I felt that being healthy is more important and it helps evaluate my health status, which includes a physical exam, and routine screening tests to ensure continued health, or identify early, and often treatable stages of a disease. Of course, in reality it's such a waste of money and my time, going from my family doctor to do all the necessary test, and later or a few days later, I will have to drive to St. Mary's hospital to do my mammogram and also X-Ray. It is just so scary, not knowing or maybe regretting it when it's already too late. Seeing my doctor once a year for an in-depth checkup and chat, should have a beneficial impact on my health quality, costs and outcomes that goes way beyond disease detection and health screening. So, after so much conflicting emotion going through my brain, I thought, 'what the heck'! If I am sickly and in poor health, I would not be able to take care of my son nor would I be able to work to earn money. So, here goes.

I was right on the dot, when I arrived at the Doctor's office. I waited for 10 minutes in the lobby, and I was called in by a petite friendly nurse. First, she weigh me, check my height, told me to go to the the bathroom and provide them with my urine sample, and right after she took my Blood pressure . Next is cholesterol check which I dreaded most because they will have to stick a needle in my arm! The nurse was having a hard time trying to drain blood out of my left arm, and she had to do it again on my right arm! Double Ouch!! Next, Dr. Tucker had the pap smear done, and it was not as bad as how I was imagining it would be. The nurse than took me to another room to do a bone density test. While she had one of my foot and ankle all 'greased' up with something that looks like ky jelly, and put it in something that looks like a 'foot machine' and waited for awhile, and it keeps saying 'error'. She tried to re-start it again but it never did work. So, that was out of the way, and I thought I would be doing my treadmill but they told me to come back on the 24th. Everything was done at this office, except the mammogram and the x-ray, which I probably would do them tomorrow. It's a lot of hassle, but it's worth it, for a better healthy me!